All Plants Are Edible T-Shirt – Funny Poisonous Plants & Dark Botanical Tee
ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE. SOME ONLY ONCE. ☠️🌿
A darkly humorous take on the world of plants for gardeners, botanists, mushroom lovers, and anyone with a taste for slightly dangerous humor.
This vintage-inspired botanical design features a collection of wild plants, flowers, mushrooms, and classic poisonous elements surrounding the iconic phrase:
“ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE — SOME ONLY ONCE.”
With its old-school naturalist illustration style and earthy botanical artwork, this tee is made for people who appreciate dark humor, plant culture, gardening, foraging aesthetics, and vintage botanical art.
Perfect for:
🌿 Plant lovers
🌱 Gardeners & gardeners with dark humor
🍄 Mushroom lovers
☠️ Poisonous plant enthusiasts
🔬 Botanists & nature nerds
🌲 Foraging & outdoor enthusiasts
🎁 Unique gifts for plant lovers
A conversation-starting piece for the garden, farmers market, botanical garden, camping trip, or everyday casual wear.
Wear your love of plants—with a little warning. ☠️
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: VELIFAY
- Email: contact@support.velifay.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
All Plants Are Edible T-Shirt – Funny Poisonous Plants & Dark Botanical Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
